Nature Attack! Nature Attack!

 
 


True story. Ran in the 7 July 2007 edition of the Springfield, Illinois JOURNAL REGISTER.

A woman driving down Greenbriar Road in Springfield notices a large male swan sitting, as in squatting, planted, holding court in the middle of the road. On the side of the road the woman notices a female swan and five cygnets–baby swans. Mute swans as they are called. A conclave, an assembly, a swarm of mute swans on a city street. Unusual? Yes. Sort of. Springfield is a city of roughly 115,000. There is the occasional rabbit, squirrel, other assorted varmints and, yes, even ducks and swans walking about the less traveled byways and roadways. So the woman, being a compassionate and caring woman, is immediately concerned that the swans, the male in particular, might be in danger of getting hit by one of those towering, gas-guzzling SUVs swishing up and down the roads, or a littler car driven by an inattentive cell-phone junkie. Here is where the story gets absolutely riveting.

The compassionate woman pulls up and stops in front of the male mute swan sitting in the road. She gets out of her van and takes a step toward the bird. We can assume she was intent on shooing it out of the roadway to protect it from possible mishap. But the swan rises from his majestic setting position in the road and, with wings flapping and heckles raised, attacks the compassionate woman. The woman scurries back to her van where the swan continues the attack upon the van itself. The attack lasts for five minutes.

End of story.

Sort of.

Think melting ice, dirty air, vanishing rain-forests, depleting ozone–the latest crisis as in global warming. Mother Gia is in trouble. You want to help. So you cut your carbon footprint in half, plant a tree, eliminate the use of paper as much as possible including using toilet tissue made from recycled paper, and switch to alternative fuel sources for car and home. It is not a step back to nature but an attempt to co-exist and be in step with nature. Nature, the mute swan of it all, plopped down in the middle of Man’s highway to innovation, newness and the latest type of me-pod. Save Nature. Gently usher Mother Nature to the side of the road so those swishing SUVs and mumbling, inattentive cell-phone addicts do not cause this great thing we have going to become a Mars-like orb of dust. Step out of your comfortable life and help. Do something positive for Gia. But before you take that allegorical step out of the van like the woman in Springfield, ponder a riddle.

How do you make the distinction between arrogance and ignorance?

Consider: planet earth is roughly 4.5 billion years old. Humankind, the type that guzzles fossil fuels and in general just consumes stuff, has been around for an infinitesimal fraction of that time. Right now, this very moment, there may be planets like Earth that are older or younger, with or without animals, percolating with crisp, clean water or spewing their last molecules of oxygen out into the vacuum of space. Once vibrant, earth-like planets may have succumbed to the laws of physics or the greater dynamics of the Universe and their time as hosts of life have come to an end. Just as likely, there may even now be earth-like planets with crusaders amidst what passes as industrial smokestacks yelling warnings and alarms of impending doom, doomed and fading nonetheless because no one is listening.

Before stepping out of that allegorical van, ponder the above. Examine your questions. Your questions do not have answers. Or at least, the questions you might have about the “physics” or the “dynamics of the universe” and dying planets do not have answers. Our science really has no concrete answers for these type of questions, only speculation and theory. But there is one question you can ask yourself and you and only you can answer: Is it your intent to step out of that van because of your love of earth or because of your love of your fellow Man? Either way you answer, you end up in a conundrum. But only one of the possible answers shows a lack of arrogance. The other answer shows both arrogance and ignorance.